You are Expat in Saudi Arabia if.....

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13 years ago

Just crossed my mind,聽 feel free to complete the sentence,

You are Expat in Saudi Arabia if...

You got ticket from Saher!

Come on guys! It's your turn!

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Guest6652 Guest

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13 years ago

....if you eat KABSA & SHAWARMA.....

slyshooter Serial expat

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13 years ago

聟 if you see a lion eating bananas because he came on a monkey's visa

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londoner1 Active member

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13 years ago

...if you post comments on EB bout how bored you are!!

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TheLegendLeads ViP

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13 years ago

Anwser on the KISS (Keep it stupid simple) principle.

You are Expat in Saudi Arabia if..... you don't own a Saudi Bataqa (ID)

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Kymadoce Serial expat

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13 years ago

IF u know & manage mostly with these 3 words :- mafi , mushkil , khallas

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vinnie2332 Active member

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13 years ago

If you haven't been paid your salary on time!

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Guest6652 Guest

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13 years ago

you cant find any cheap accommodation in a western compound

Btwn-Fear-N-Hope Serial expat

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13 years ago

An observation since I'm not yet in Saudi:

Your an expat in Saudi if... You dream up inconspicuous ways of dating/ mingling with the opposite gender.

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K for kite Active member

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13 years ago

#10

seeker of truth wrote:
Just crossed my mind,聽 feel free to complete the sentence,

You are Expat in Saudi Arabia if...

You got ticket from Saher!

Come on guys! It's your turn!

You are an Expat in Riyadh if your first meal is Shawarma

K for kite Active member

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13 years ago

#11

You are an Expat in Riyadh if you are registered in this blog

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EriGirl Active member

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13 years ago

#12

You are an Expat in Riyadh if...you don't know what to do with yourself on weekend(s)

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danish luv Contributor

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13 years ago

#13

You are an expat in Saudia if always been asked about ur kafeel

Guest6652 Guest

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13 years ago

#14

You are an expat in Saudi if you have tonnes of workloads compare to locals

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Guest6652 Guest

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13 years ago

#15

bettleguese wrote:
You are an expat in Saudi if you have tonnes of workloads compare to locals

exactly....

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seeker of truth ViP

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13 years ago

#16

slyshooter wrote:
聟 if you see a lion eating bananas because he came on a monkey's visa

Hahaha

Maybe we could ask Tarzan about it!

seeker of truth ViP

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13 years ago

#17

Keep it coming guys! Pretty cool ideas! This is fun!

Here's another:

You are expat in Saudi Arabia if you saw 7 year old kid driving the huge SUV!

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seeker of truth ViP

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13 years ago

#18

Btwn-Fear-N-Hope wrote:
An observation since I'm not yet in Saudi:

Your an expat in Saudi if... You dream up inconspicuous ways of dating/ mingling with the opposite gender.

Bulls eyed!

Good observation!

K for kite Active member

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13 years ago

#19

you are an expat in Saudi if......you sound desperate about friends like a teenager.

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Moestavern Contributor

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13 years ago

#20

If you cross off the days in your desk diary every morning till your next visit home

Guest6652 Guest

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13 years ago

#21

if you experience 45+ degrees centigrade of temperature....

Guest6652 Guest

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13 years ago

#22

you are an expat in Saudi if you're not wearing abaya or thawb (traditional arab clothes)

Moestavern Contributor

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13 years ago

#23

You are constantly twatting F5 on your computer to find out if anything interesting has happened , like anywhere.

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Alstroemeria Active member

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13 years ago

#24

If you wake up in the morning to wash your face with tap water and get burned!

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Moestavern Contributor

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13 years ago

#25

Alstroemeria wrote:
If you wake up in the morning to wash your face with tab water and get burned!

Helps if you put your tab out first Dude,
(a tab being a name for a cigarette where I come from)

gashead Serial expat

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13 years ago

#26

... if you leave work later than 2.30.

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londoner1 Active member

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13 years ago

#27

...your an expat in SA if you have a 6-pac
(i hear its solemnly boring out there!)

slyshooter Serial expat

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13 years ago

#28

if you don't feel that "NO BARKING" signs are wierd

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ex_pa Serial expat

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13 years ago

#29

your an expat in SA if you wish you can leave right away .

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seeker of truth ViP

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13 years ago

#30

If you saw a convenient store opens 25 hours a day!

Only in KSA!

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Moestavern Contributor

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13 years ago

#31

seeker of truth wrote:
If you saw a convenient store opens 25 hours a day!

Only in KSA!

You are quite wrong my friend, this is true of asians in the UK also, 365 days of the year, they love leap years when there are 366 days.
It comes in handy when you want a fray bentos pie on xmas day I suppose.

ex_pa Serial expat

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13 years ago

#32

seeker of truth wrote:
If you saw a convenient store opens 25 hours a day!

Only in KSA!

nahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh,, they all close from 10 to 12 .. which store sis u see >?

Guest6652 Guest

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13 years ago

#33

i saw 25 hours open....Al Othaim SuperMarket....

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Alstroemeria Active member

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13 years ago

#34

Moestavern wrote:
Alstroemeria wrote:
If you wake up in the morning to wash your face with tap water and get burned!

Helps if you put your tab out first Dude,
(a tab being a name for a cigarette where I come from)

Haha I can't believe I'm being influenced by Saudi's English already! ( Not that they don't speak decent English but they mix the P with B sometimes! ) My mistake!

Alstroemeria Active member

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13 years ago

#35

ex_pa wrote:
seeker of truth wrote:
If you saw a convenient store opens 25 hours a day!

Only in KSA!

nahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh,, they all close from 10 to 12 .. which store sis u see >?

I think he as was referring to th "25 hours a day" haha
Where was that?

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Alstroemeria Active member

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13 years ago

#36

ex_pa wrote:
seeker of truth wrote:
If you saw a convenient store opens 25 hours a day!

Only in KSA!

nahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh,, they all close from 10 to 12 .. which store sis u see >?

I think he as was referring to the "25 hours a day" haha
Where was that?

Moestavern Contributor

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13 years ago

#37

Alstroemeria wrote:
Moestavern wrote:
Alstroemeria wrote:
If you wake up in the morning to wash your face with tap water and get burned!

Helps if you put your tab out first Dude,
(a tab being a name for a cigarette where I come from)

Haha I can't believe I'm being influenced by Saudi's English already! ( Not that they don't speak decent English but they mix the P with B sometimes! ) My mistake!

Just having a laugh mate, its been a pretty boring day.
I am guilty of typos just like the next man/woman