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mas fred wrote:

Q: What is the difference between a Rolling Stone and a Scotsman?
A: The Rolling Stone says, "Hey, you! Get off of my cloud."
The Scotsman says, "Hey, McLeod! Get off of my ewe!"

That was a real groaner mas fred! Cute, but a groaner none the less.

Cheers,
James

hELLnoi wrote:

what would i have to do to put more miles in between..

Sheepdogs?

mas fred wrote:

hELLnoi wrote:

what would i have to do to put more miles in between..

Sheepdogs?

Great...
then we can shEEpdoGGie kebab after

JasfurJQ wrote:

Funny thing when people discuss arrange marriage v/s /!\ I AM A STUPID SPAMMER /!\. It is like asking to someone that suicide is better than being hanged...

ok looks like you will spend old age by yourself..

hELLnoi wrote:

i guess you are barred from going to kiwiland now...

I'm baaaaaaaaed

HaileyinHongKong wrote:

Rene Descartes is sitting in a bar. The bartender asks him, "Would you like another drink?" Descartes replies, "I think not" and vanishes.

ug

How many Marxists does it take to change a lightbulb?
None. The lightbulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.

Nikki_66 wrote:

There once was a "smart guy," a "not that smart guy," and an all round "not smart at all guy." They were going to cross the Sahara Desert. The "smart guy" says, "meet here in an hour with something useful to cross the desert with!" Later on an hour passes. The "smart guy" says I brought some ice packs to keep our heads cool, the "not so smart guy" says I brought a pail of water to keep us hydrated. The "not smart at all guy" says, "I brought a car door so I can roll the window down when it gets hot!"

JasfurJQ wrote:

The sweet, caring, loyal, loving girlfriend -
never fights,
never argues,
never takes advantage,
never leaves,
never slaps,
never makes you cry,
never hurts,
.
.
.
and doesn聮t exist!