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HaileyinHongKong wrote:

I wasn't afraid of dying until they told me I could get 72 virgins.聽 Now I'm terrified.聽 What am I going to do with 72 virgins?

mas fred wrote:

Sin has to be examined to determine exactly what constitutes a hell worthy infraction and what would be more a little slap on the wrist with a "you really shouldn't do that again".

So may popes have committed sin but still managed to get canonised so, assuming you believe Catholic dogma, "What you hold true on Earth; I will hold true in Heaven"; you have to assume they fornicated their way to a nice cloud with a lovely view of the coast.

That sort of makes the idea of sin a bit useless and, in turn, the devil must me more that a little upset at loosing so may top quality arses to stick hot pokers up.

Now I, myself, follow the bishop of Bath and Wells and his concept of sin as so well laid out in .

As for fear of death, Indonesia (as with the church) is extremely corrupt so I'm sure I can find some bugger to bribe (Maybe including a bit of buggery) so I can get to heaven and sit with the Almighty Allah.
OK, the big dude wouldn't want me too close because my bum burps really stink but I'm sure I can make it upstairs.

Having said that; if I go downhill, I've already researched Dante's version of the nine circles of hell but there doesn't seem to be one that covers all the sins I'm guilty of.
As long term forum members will know; I've smashed 9 out of 10 of the rules Moses humped down that big hill, only to find his pals dancing, cavorting and generally being very naughty around a golden idol.
Adultery was the most commonly broken and easily the most fun.
I was once asked - "does that mean you've stolen another man's wife?" - "No", replied I, "Just borrowed".
Perhaps the hot dude with the cloven hooves will just promote me t head demon and issue me a pitchfork.

Whatever way around - I'm pretty sure I'm in for some great fun when I finally curl up my toes and some non necrophiliac buries me; hopefully after some necrophiliacs have had a bit of fun.

I don't see death as a reason to stop having sex.

I wouldn't be logging on to 大咖福利影院 as often if werent for you two

on a more serious note to you fred. dude, that was deep. I kind of understand you, it sounds twisted, but thats the only way I would even think to try to understand you.

HaileyinHongKong wrote:

I'd much rather die one day than all of them.

I gave this more brain time and concluded, I'm not afraid of death but...

I had food poisioning on Monday and felt close to the grim reaper's touch but a side effect of my weakened state was聽 'Mr. Floppy'

No matter how much ovine porn I viewed....nothing.

That made me afraid.

Now my usual superpowers are restored, all is well but will there be a day when I聽 no longer able to. .....well.

That makes me afraid.

Salman Omrani wrote:

stumpy wrote:

Death is inevitable and I will face it with dignity.

Hear, hear!

the D man is in the house , fancy meeting u here bro

mas fred wrote:

That makes me afraid.

The rest of us as well.

mariacatarina wrote:

Dying is like turning off the light switch. Click and is dark! My only concern is dying alone and not been found for a while.聽 I want to make sure that my dogs don't fight or God knows what! I would like to have someone with me when my time comes. I have had my life and I can say I have lived.聽 When I die I am sure I will want to live longer but, I would not want to know when my time has come. I think most people feel the same as I do!

Hi Maria

It would be great if we had someone by our side when our time comes. And you know what....if it were at all possible I would like to know when my time came...LOL. Crazy huh?? I'm not afraid of dying as that's a sure thing. But by knowing when my time came there is so much i would want to do...unfinished business i guess you could say....LOL. Cheers...

The_Loner wrote:

I can't believe that one day i will die and leave the world when there's so much to live for. If there could be a way to escape death...

I know I'll snuff it one day and I know I'll become a ghost.
As walls will no longer be an obstacle; showers would be accessible.
The NSA would be jealous of my snooping abilities.

Abes677 wrote:

for me my religion will give you the anwser :

Your religion will give me the answer for you?

The_Loner wrote:

I can't believe that one day i will die and leave the world when there's so much to live for. If there could be a way to escape death...

The_Loner,
When you find that magic way, please send it to me immediately

HaileyinHongKong wrote:

There is no Final Destination.聽 They just keep making more and more.

Of course there is a Final destiantion, it was reached in part 5.