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Armand wrote:

Hi englishmasterking1!

I want you to avoid posting on caps lock on the forum

Thanks
Armand

What's with the caps lock, anyway?

kshah wrote:

Women are born to be pampered. They should be, they need to be and they must be.

I have a great deal of respect for them.

I don't agree with that. Women are just as capable as men are.

They are insecure creatures and need constant reassurances of fidelity, love, care and attention.but near her hormonal or menstrual days, keep as far away as you can!!

important thing u dont say NO & they want ur pocket is full of money

They want men who are not this stupid.

haggishunter wrote:

And to eat that piece of cake or chocolate without feeling guilty.

I never feel guilty about eating cake.  Unless I stole it.

mas fred wrote:

Me, usually.
I can't blame them but I'm getting fed up of explaining I can't allow them to have my babies because I'm already married.

Maybe I can get a T shirt printed.

joyce.ipoh wrote:

Oh My God! This is so funny ....

Women want you & want to make babies for you? Where, in your dream?

mas fred wrote:

Me, usually.
I can't blame them but I'm getting fed up of explaining I can't allow them to have my babies because I'm already married.

Maybe I can get a T shirt printed.

Fred lives in a special world.

Salman Omrani wrote:

rage alert! where are the cops when you need them?

you two should be arrested and put in solitary threads. for an hour.

Solitary threads.  That sounds like fun.

Armand wrote:

Don't know if it's anything to do with hormones but could we please calm down here?

Thanks
Armand

Those male hormones get all worked up without bon bons.

mas fred wrote:

Men are much easier to work out.
Just sex and food.

That is what I often hear from Animal Planet Chanel, lol

Fred lives in a special world.

You're lucky as there was no mention of sheep here!!

Salman Omrani wrote:

in other words a woman, wants to be happy. couldn't be simpler than that.

You're doing it wrong.  You're supposed to say something horribly misogynistic to show how much you hate women after one or more rejected you.

lonelierbydozens wrote:

mas fred wrote:

Men are much easier to work out.
Just sex and food.

That is what I often hear from Animal Planet Chanel, lol

Yep.
Men, lions. gorillas
nothing to choose; we're all the same.

Give us a plate of quality food and a promise of a fun night with a lovely lady and we're happy.

No point beating around the bush, we're base animals with the same desires as a horny hound.

If you can't eat it or (polite version) make love to it, pee on it.

As higher animals, we can generally control our base instincts unless beer gets in the way.
Of course, I don't drink alcohol so I'm a good boy these days.