ADULT HALLOWEEN JOKES
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聽 聽 10 Things That Sound Dirty On Halloween, But Aren't...
聽 聽 1. So...What'd you get in the sack?
聽 聽 2. Once you get under the sheet, start moaning and groaning!!!
聽 聽 3. Just hop on that broomstick and ride it!
聽 聽 4. Those small suckers are gone in a few licks!
聽 聽 5. I got the best piece from that house.
聽 聽 6. Quit screwing around on the porch!!!
聽 聽 7. Stick your hand in and guess what you're feeling....
聽 聽 8. It was so filled and heavy, I had to use TWO hands!!
聽 聽 9. They'll suck you dry if they get their teeth in you.
聽 聽 10. I bobbed and bobbed, but couldn't get my mouth around it!
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Top Ten Reasons Why Trick-or-Treating is Better Than Sex
聽 聽 10. You are guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack.
聽 聽 9. If you get tired, wait ten minutes and go back at it again.
聽 聽 8. The stranger you look, the easier it is to get some.
聽 聽 7. You don't have to compliment the person who gave it to you.
聽 聽 6. Person you are with doesn't fantasize you're someone else, you already are.
聽 聽 5. If you get a stomach ache, it won't last nine months.
聽 聽 4. If you wear leather and chains, no one thinks you're kinky.
聽 聽 3. Doesn't matter if kids hear you moaning and groaning.
聽 聽 2. Less guilt the next morning from over-indulging.
聽 聽 1. If you don't get what you want at one place, you can always go next door to get more!
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Why Pumpkins Are Better Than Men
聽 聽 1. Every year you get a brand new crop to choose from.
聽 聽 2. No matter what your mood is, pumpkins are always ready to greet you with a smile.
聽 聽 3. One usually makes a better pie.
聽 聽 4. They are always on the doorstep there waiting for you!
聽 聽 5. If you don't like the way he looks, you just carve up another face.
聽 聽 6. If he starts smelling up your place, you can just throw him out.
聽 聽 7. From the start you know a pumpkin has an empty, mush filled head to begin with.
聽 聽 8. A pumpkin is turned on (lit-up) only when you want him to be.
聽 聽 Question: Why don't witches ever have babies?
聽 聽 Answer: Warlocks have hollow weenies.
聽 聽 Question: Why can't Witches have babies?
聽 聽 Answer: Because their husbands have crystal balls
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There are some Halloween parties downtown, and if you not attend any of them I do understand, Slovakia is scary enough.
