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musicman wrote:

the last entry.......?
surely he can never be the father of the child in my book

ha ha ha...i meant last entry to a gathering! lol

Sparrow wrote:

Simona - please change your profile picture before the Motawa inks in your shoulders with black koki pen.

Every Sunday the Motawa (Saudi Arabian police academy) sift through profile pictures, trace the owners and then put them in jail for indecent exposure, we want to protect you from this. I'm sure you understand how the saudi culture is; it is a little strict. Thats why we dont put our faces up, then the Motawa cant trace us.

ya r Hilarious gal:P...Do u know Samoli,same happened to sparrow when she had uploaded her pic in bikini and she was looking gorgeous but mutawa tracked her and after spending sometime in jain she got this"Big thing"as her Profile pic
I was intending to face the same challenge to show my sisterhood but i couldnt find any bikini for my size

musicman wrote:

Try Al Falah Sports Shop on Olaya Street...

Now MM,would never delay to answer such kind of queries

musicman wrote:

How wonderful to be kind and helpful to another 大咖福利影院ger

Indeed MM:)

musicman wrote:

cos its funny like the rest of the thread

Oooooo i thought u wanted this to be in our Jokes section but yes it truly IS funny:)

nonz wrote:

musicman wrote:

cos its funny like the rest of the thread

Oooooo i thought u wanted this to be in our Jokes section but yes it truly IS funny:)

hope to get simona's idea on this;)

Sparrow wrote:

Thanks Nonz for coming to fetch me from Jail that day. I had to pay SR1000 or receive 1000lashes, didnt want the spanking!

I have learned my lesson Simona, thats why I put my avatar on as a warthog - also cos I suffer from 'zakleys disease' - my face looks zakley like my ass.

Sparrow wrote:

my face looks zakley like my ass.

Does it really? Never paid attention to it.

anil.soni wrote:

Sparrow wrote:

my face looks zakley like my ass.

Does it really? Never paid attention to it.

What, her face or her ass?听 听

Sparrow has a beautiful face and cuts a very nice picture she certainly doesn't need to advertise it or any part of her on an Avatar

Sparrow wrote:

Thanks Nonz for coming to fetch me from Jail that day. I had to pay SR1000 or receive 1000lashes, didnt want the spanking!

I have learned my lesson Simona, thats why I put my avatar on as a warthog - also cos I suffer from 'zakleys disease' - my face looks zakley like my ass.

:lol:you gals are too much

Sparrow wrote:

I have learned my lesson Simona, thats why I put my avatar on as a warthog - also cos I suffer from 'zakleys disease' - my face looks zakley like my ass.

Oh really then who was the beautiful girl whose bowling talent was as bad as mine ... and seeing is believing ..i have to check i everything is fine or not;)....and MM ...shhh shhhh go away...its my job

Sparrow wrote:

Thanks Nonz for coming to fetch me from Jail that day. I had to pay SR1000 or receive 1000lashes, didnt want the spanking!

and yeah i had to rescue because your offer of "Spank me" was literally irresistible for me

Sparrow wrote:

Nonz..you say the kindest things, you're my 'girlfriend' for life听

Ps....I'm starting to miss Salmonella - where did she go

Oh yeahhhhh????? ya have just made my day听 .....(Julein ,here is my request again for drooling smiley)

musicman wrote:

Next time I meet Sparrow I am sure gonna check out her other end...

Maybe you'll be the one to recieve 1000 lashes

musicman wrote:

from whom? you?

Now your having a fantasy day dream - Zara, would you?听 Could you?

musicman wrote:

life is a fantasy day dream, gwtfuk. we only wake up on the other side... where the grass is greener and the sky is bluer...and the water is clearer...

Whatever your on, keep taking the medicine!! 听 Happy soul you are:)