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witty.monkey

witty.monkey

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Filipino expat in Macau

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About me

Filipino

Lives in Macau, Municipality of Macau

Speaks Cantonese..english tagalog some japanese

Registration: 21 May 2015

witty.monkey
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7 years ago
SanLucifer

Davao: where change money with a good exchange rate? by SanLucifer

Hi, before reaching Davao I will be at International Manila Airport for some hours. I will reach Terminal 1 and I will have free time to change money (euro) at Terminal 1. 1) In your opinion is it better to change money in Manila Airport Terminal 1 ...

witty.monkey

Sanrys have higher exchange rates. Read More

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8 years ago
MykeAngelo

Fresh Expat. Need ACR Card for Apartment? by MykeAngelo

Hello, I am planning to move to the Philippines from US in less than a year and was wondering if the ACR Card is needed to rent an apartment in the Philippines? As far as I know it's needed to open a PH bank account. So do fresh expats pay cash ...

witty.monkey

Airbnb is a lot cheaper here. My boss is renting out condo through aurbnb. If you rent a condo. It means you will pay water, electric, monthly dues, wifi, and cable. If you rent via airbnb. You dont need to pay on that. Utensils and and bedsheet is ... Read More

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8 years ago
MykeAngelo

Fresh Expat. Need ACR Card for Apartment? by MykeAngelo

Hello, I am planning to move to the Philippines from US in less than a year and was wondering if the ACR Card is needed to rent an apartment in the Philippines? As far as I know it's needed to open a PH bank account. So do fresh expats pay cash ...

witty.monkey

Try to rent via airbnb. Read More

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8 years ago

Looking for local assistance - Paperwork for marriage in Manila

I can assist you to marry in makati city. Read More

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8 years ago

How to register our marriage contract here in Philippines?

You need to register/ file your marriage contract to the philippines embassy in india. Read More

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8 years ago

Home renovation - be aware

You should ask an advice to friend or coworker. Honestly its really hard to trust anybody in manila,since everyone is coming from somewhere..even from business establishment. You cant even trust your neighbor,also vice versa. I think you should be ... Read More

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8 years ago

SSS, Pag-ibig and PhilHealth check

You need to their office directly to verify your contributions. If you have your pay slip with deduction from sss,pagibig and philhealth. Read More

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8 years ago
Vasile_Stancu

Where to file a Complaint by Vasile_Stancu

Hi guys. Can you tell me when can i file a complain regarding a refund from a retail shop in Makati (Dela Rosa Street) I purchased a cover for an iPad which didn't fit as the seller told me in the first place. I came back to replace it with a ...

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Whats wrong in the Philippines? Read More

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8 years ago
Vasile_Stancu

Where to file a Complaint by Vasile_Stancu

Hi guys. Can you tell me when can i file a complain regarding a refund from a retail shop in Makati (Dela Rosa Street) I purchased a cover for an iPad which didn't fit as the seller told me in the first place. I came back to replace it with a ...

witty.monkey

Go to makati business permit and file a complain there. Or call 870 1000 (makati city trunkline). Read More

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8 years ago

Buying a new car

Hi reuben.. My friend is manager at toyota dasma. If you like you could inquire to her Read More

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9 years ago
Fuckccp

Blacklisted because of a Interpol notice by Fuckccp

Hi I am a US citizen of Chinese descent. I have been traveling to Philippines for a number of years without problem and planning to do business over here. However last week when I came here, upon my arrival at Aquino International Airport terminal ...

witty.monkey

Honestly dont waste your precious time. I already did that.. Its not an easy procedure. Ive known someone before was deported back to us. I went to immigration main office. You will needed to get a certification in the deparment of justice directly ... Read More

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10 years ago
petefredbob

Horseradish? by petefredbob

Does anyone have a good Filipino translation for horseradish? Google translate gave me Malunggay but when I asked my neighbor if she knew it she said she knew what malunggay was but that it was not hot or spicy. As well, if you do know it do you ...

witty.monkey

eh di wow.. let them look fo horseradish.. i been living in ph for 30 years and i've never known horseradish in my vocabulary until i left this island... Read More

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10 years ago
Mr. Reddit

FRIEND MISSING by Mr. Reddit

I have an American friend by the name of Tony Shelver, mid 50's. He is a really straight up good guy and I have not heard from him even after sending him numerous text messages and emails. He is the kind of person who always replies so it is ...

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Sir, Are you in philippines now. Read More

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10 years ago
petefredbob

Horseradish? by petefredbob

Does anyone have a good Filipino translation for horseradish? Google translate gave me Malunggay but when I asked my neighbor if she knew it she said she knew what malunggay was but that it was not hot or spicy. As well, if you do know it do you ...

witty.monkey

horseradish is different from daikon radish. horseradish is a root similar to gabi or taro. you need to be careful when you clean because it will cause itchiness same as gabi. Read More

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10 years ago
petefredbob

Horseradish? by petefredbob

Does anyone have a good Filipino translation for horseradish? Google translate gave me Malunggay but when I asked my neighbor if she knew it she said she knew what malunggay was but that it was not hot or spicy. As well, if you do know it do you ...

witty.monkey

you cannot find horseradish here. filipino are not familiar with this vegies. if you have friend in hk maybe you can ask them to buy for u. as an alternative try gabi or taro. Read More

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10 years ago
Mr. Reddit

FRIEND MISSING by Mr. Reddit

I have an American friend by the name of Tony Shelver, mid 50's. He is a really straight up good guy and I have not heard from him even after sending him numerous text messages and emails. He is the kind of person who always replies so it is ...

witty.monkey

Dude, If you are in ph. You file a blotter as missing person. You can report it to the police or nbi. I am quite afraid of your friend safety. If you need help i can give a contact person in pnp to help you. this is a serious matter. Read More

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11 years ago
babuna

work visa by babuna

is it possible to workin philippines having a tourist visa,do the companies accept the tourist visa holders

witty.monkey

Yes, you can apply here with tourist visa. But it's depend on which company you are applying for. Read More

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11 years ago

Annulment

Looks like your bf doesn't know his obligation. Consult a lawyer. I think your BF is the one that need to find a way to annul his marriage and not you. Remember if there a way there a way. Are you planning to marry after his annulment. If you ... Read More

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11 years ago
giovannigio

how much i can earn with raise a pig by giovannigio

i would like to ask expat people if someone know, how much it is possible to earn if i buy a baby pig for 1500, o 2500 php and then raise it , and then sell it when it is 100 kilo? thanks

witty.monkey

If you want to earn more, My suggestion is look for a butcher and sell it in your neighbor. that is what we do in lipa we get pig in piggery during friday and killed it on saturday morning. you can ask your neighbor to make a pre order which part ... Read More

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11 years ago
KrzyBikr

CELL PHONES and Philippine Cellular Service Providers by KrzyBikr

What's the best way to go in regards to cell phones and providers? Currently I have a Samsung Galaxy S5 and AT&T for service in the USA. Will that phone work over in the Philippines just like it is or would I be better off selling it in the ...

witty.monkey

most US phone are not working here in ph because they are locked to AT&T. but if you can able to use you phone with different simcard. you can use it here. most american that i had encountered in the airport their phone are locked and some can ... Read More

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11 years ago
Arthas

How to obtain resident permit or long term visa for Philippines by Arthas

Hello; I would like to come and search for job or business opportunities in Philippines but i can only stay 21 days in Philippines with tourist visa. My nationality is Turkish. Is there any other way to extend this duration before or after i go to ...

witty.monkey

if you have a foreign friend who had business here he can support you with working visa. Then just pay for all the expenses. Just easy as ABC Read More

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11 years ago

just want to gather some infos

If your a Filipino, marry her. Read More

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11 years ago
bsmith14u

Moving to and opening a photo booth in the Philippines by bsmith14u

I am a U.S. Marine and Photo Booth Business Owner. I will be retiring soon from the military. I would like to move to the Philippines and hopefully live comfortably. My retirement check will be a little over $2,000 a month so I was hoping I could ...

witty.monkey

No,but there were lots of cheap photobooth available online.Putting up a business is bloody mess especially for foreigner. I am not trying to let him down. We all know the situation here. In this kind of business you always need to look for market. ... Read More

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11 years ago
thailen

Philippines Stopping Filipinas from Leaving As A Tourist? by thailen

I have a filipina girlfriend who I invited to live with me in Thailand. She is hearing that Thailand immigration is stopping filipinos at the Bangkok airport for not having enugh thai money, for not having a valid reason to come in, etc., even ...

witty.monkey

it depends on the immigration officer. Read More

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11 years ago
bsmith14u

Moving to and opening a photo booth in the Philippines by bsmith14u

I am a U.S. Marine and Photo Booth Business Owner. I will be retiring soon from the military. I would like to move to the Philippines and hopefully live comfortably. My retirement check will be a little over $2,000 a month so I was hoping I could ...

witty.monkey

I am not a pessimistic person but honestly speaking. If you want to put up a business here. Photobooth its not a good idea,your just going to waste your effort. Most event planner here had their own photobooth. Putting a business here easy, but ... Read More

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11 years ago
phoenica

looking for books by phoenica

Hi everyone..new here.. where can i find books online.. and accept cash on delivery.. thnk you

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none..and you never specified what kind of books Read More

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11 years ago
Jay1465

Who can I complain to about my attorney by Jay1465

can anyone tell me is there a governing body who I can complain to about the poor service my attorney in the Philippines is providing he's costing me more money because he didn't read the court papers and because there were so many mistakes ...

witty.monkey

Best thing you can drop is service. If you think your lawyer is ripping you off. haven't you imagine what are the things he can do to you if you complain him. Unless you have no plan of coming back in ph. Why would you give a shit to this ... Read More

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11 years ago
aviatorchandu

Cost of living in Manila by aviatorchandu

I am planning to movie to manilla. What is the cost of living for a descent lifestyle?

witty.monkey

Your right, We lots of preferences of decent living. i believe that you will spent a money like that for a month. But that lifestyle as you and I knew quite normal for western people. That's how you defined decent living. We will most argue ... Read More

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11 years ago
mia2012

annulment by mia2012

Hi, any lawyers out there who could kindly please answer this question or me. I have a friend whose been in a relationship with a man for almost 3 years now but they cant marry guy is still technically married to his "ex-wife". The guy plans to file ...

witty.monkey

Try to inquire to PAO. Private lawyers will never give you the right answer and best advice until you hire them their service. Unlike PAO this will tell you the thing you will do. you can save money too. Read More

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11 years ago
aviatorchandu

Cost of living in Manila by aviatorchandu

I am planning to movie to manilla. What is the cost of living for a descent lifestyle?

witty.monkey

I don't think so, your too exagerate for 3000k-5000k usd expenses for a month for a single person to have a decent living. Read More

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11 years ago
mia2012

annulment by mia2012

Hi, any lawyers out there who could kindly please answer this question or me. I have a friend whose been in a relationship with a man for almost 3 years now but they cant marry guy is still technically married to his "ex-wife". The guy plans to file ...

witty.monkey

Best thing you can do is if you have known someone in the cityhall. You can pull out your paper there. Try to ask the local registry how come it didn't forward to nso. Then you can inquire to them not to forward it to nso. Have you guys had ... Read More

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11 years ago
mia2012

annulment by mia2012

Hi, any lawyers out there who could kindly please answer this question or me. I have a friend whose been in a relationship with a man for almost 3 years now but they cant marry guy is still technically married to his "ex-wife". The guy plans to file ...

witty.monkey

oh sure no problem..sorry for that.. hehehhe Read More

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11 years ago
SaltyBug

Hello, I'm new here, will you be my friend? by SaltyBug

My name is SaltyBug. OK clearly that is not my 'real' name but it is who I go by on my blog. My family and I lived by the sea in Perth, Western Australia. We had a great lifestyle. On weekends we would ride bikes to the beach, the children ...

witty.monkey

Hi salty bug, Welcome to ph...You don't need me to be your friend, and I don't need you either. I just want you to tell you be careful and just relax. Philippines has lots of things to offer to you. It a place of surprises and frustration ... Read More

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11 years ago
mia2012

annulment by mia2012

Hi, any lawyers out there who could kindly please answer this question or me. I have a friend whose been in a relationship with a man for almost 3 years now but they cant marry guy is still technically married to his "ex-wife". The guy plans to file ...

witty.monkey

yung record mo na papel sa local registry, i pa authenticate mo sa nso office jan sa cebu. yung mismong galing na kopya sa local civil registry. imposibleng 5 years na kayong kasal wala kaiong record sa nso. bka may error sa spelling.. i think best ... Read More

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11 years ago
MAGZK

Cost of private school education for a local by MAGZK

Hi, We are an American family living in UAE with a filipino domestic worker employee. We like her a lot and pay her well by UAE housemaid standards ($1000 per month plus extras). However all her money goes back to Philippines and supporting her ...

witty.monkey

Sir/Madam: If you really wanna help your your helper, the best thing you can do to her is give here some money for her to start a business. I am sure and confident she will used the money wisely. Its not practical to send a money for his school ... Read More

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11 years ago
nuckleball

call center consultant by nuckleball

I am looking to hire a call center in either Angeles City or Cebu. My needs are modest and I only wish to hire one person for outbound calling to the United States. I am finding difficulty in locating a call center for such a small project. Any ...

witty.monkey

i used to work in a call center before in 2009. if you haven't found one pm me. i will contact my old boss he is an american so i think there would be no problem for both of you. he is supporting small scale businesses in us. so i think he is ... Read More

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11 years ago

Do I need to study German language in the Philippines

yes, you need to study german in their accredited german school. you can check it the german embassy Read More

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11 years ago
dhnindc

cooking classes by dhnindc

Hi all, I have a helper who can cook basic pinoy dishes. Is there any classes in taguig (BGC) area that teaches basic western/asian dishes? I know there are plenty of culinary schools, but only need a 1-2 week course.

witty.monkey

cooking is passion... i previously worked as dh in hk, my boss mom just showed me how to cooked for only one day. the next day she just told me what to do. even if you let her study in prestigious cooking school if she is not interested she ... Read More

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11 years ago

location

if carrefour agency is a recruitment agency in dubai. all you need to do is ask for their recruitment partner here in ph. Read More

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11 years ago
mia2012

annulment by mia2012

Hi, any lawyers out there who could kindly please answer this question or me. I have a friend whose been in a relationship with a man for almost 3 years now but they cant marry guy is still technically married to his "ex-wife". The guy plans to file ...

witty.monkey

if it was filed she should have a noticed. i think the best thing you can do is tell your gf to ask her ex hubby about it. or else she'll be the one to filed it.. my friend cost her more 80,000 pesos in her annulment. and it took 8 month. you ... Read More

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11 years ago
mia2012

annulment by mia2012

Hi, any lawyers out there who could kindly please answer this question or me. I have a friend whose been in a relationship with a man for almost 3 years now but they cant marry guy is still technically married to his "ex-wife". The guy plans to file ...

witty.monkey

probably you are right, you need to know which place the marriage has been taken. cases are forwarded to the municipal court where the marriage. she should inquire about. Read More

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11 years ago

Phil Tourist Visa 6+ months with misdemeanor conviction?

BAD GUYS OUT, GOOD GUYS IN The Bureau of Immigration (BI) reaffirms its fervent determination to fulfill its mandate for the administration and enforcement of immigration, citizenship laws and the admission of foreigners in the Philippines through ... Read More

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11 years ago
middleborn

Recommended Money Changer in Makati by middleborn

Hello everyone. I hope you are all in a good mood! :D So I live in the Ayala avenue and need to change USD to PHP. Do you have any recommended place that has a good rate? Salamat :)

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the one your talking with is sanry's Read More

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11 years ago

just want clarification please?

you need to write a request to director of immigration to lift the blacklist. have someone to go to the immigration office in intramuros to check if you were really in the list. a friend of mine has been denied of entry here, but i was surprised ... Read More

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11 years ago

Dentist in Manila

yes my friend work is a dentist. i can recommend you to her. Read More

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11 years ago
tawatson15

Looking for cheap condo or apartment in Makati, Pasay, or Mandaluyong. by tawatson15

Thought this would be a nice forum to post on since it's pretty active and is used by expats. My wife and I live in a really small condo (around 15 sqm) in Makati (we are near the Red Light district and the Pasig River and also the bridge that ...

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try to look near makati city hall. those 5 storey residential building will fit your budget. Read More

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11 years ago
thailen

Philippines Stopping Filipinas from Leaving As A Tourist? by thailen

I have a filipina girlfriend who I invited to live with me in Thailand. She is hearing that Thailand immigration is stopping filipinos at the Bangkok airport for not having enugh thai money, for not having a valid reason to come in, etc., even ...

witty.monkey

you can't blame the Philippine immigration. Blame those Filipino who traveled as tourist but their main intention is to seek employment. once a Filipino is on the boarding area he is no longer consider in the philippines. so his/her records ... Read More

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11 years ago
PhilCanbeno1

Canadian coming Philippines wanting ideas for investing by PhilCanbeno1

Hello everyone Salamat for accepting me to your blog. I have been reading several the questions and answers it us great exchange ideas. I have been to Manila twice and spent several trips and time China. I am looking for investment oppurtunities, ...

witty.monkey

if you have the money its easy to put up a business in Philippines. but you need to reconsider your location, line of business and target market. Read More

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11 years ago
swegolf1956

Manila Taxi rules by swegolf1956

Manila Taxi Rule. Taxi drivers will undoubtedly try to cheat you. Expect it. One occasion as the price climbed to 1600 pesos per kilometer I just nodded my head. When we got stopped in a decent area in heavy traffic I got out and walked the ...

witty.monkey

Yellow taxi or airport taxi is expensive. I have lots of bad experience too. that's why i am patiently wait for mge taxi or green taxi ( this are taxi company). try to avoid those plane white taxi. Read More

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11 years ago
mia2012

annulment by mia2012

Hi, any lawyers out there who could kindly please answer this question or me. I have a friend whose been in a relationship with a man for almost 3 years now but they cant marry guy is still technically married to his "ex-wife". The guy plans to file ...

witty.monkey

this applies if the marriage is taken in philippines. Read More

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11 years ago
Franc182

Housing in Manila by Franc182

Where to look for a room or apt or family Living situation ?o arrive in June

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the famous durban inn is quite cheaper it is located in makati Read More

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11 years ago
Manorama Kulkarni

good schools in Manila by Manorama Kulkarni

Hi Any Idea on good schools in Manila? Which are top 4 Schools I need to consider.Any Indian familiy there who can connect with me via email?

witty.monkey

depend on your location and educational level for elementary and high school St Paul, Ob Montessori, San agustin, la salle ateneo, upis, sto tomas university Read More

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11 years ago
swegolf1956

Manila Taxi rules by swegolf1956

Manila Taxi Rule. Taxi drivers will undoubtedly try to cheat you. Expect it. One occasion as the price climbed to 1600 pesos per kilometer I just nodded my head. When we got stopped in a decent area in heavy traffic I got out and walked the ...

witty.monkey

If you were with filipino or with your gf. let them get the the taxi and try to hide or stay away from them before they get the taxi. if the driver sees you they will surely rip you off. hop in when your ready to go. Read More

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11 years ago
swegolf1956

Manila Taxi rules by swegolf1956

Manila Taxi Rule. Taxi drivers will undoubtedly try to cheat you. Expect it. One occasion as the price climbed to 1600 pesos per kilometer I just nodded my head. When we got stopped in a decent area in heavy traffic I got out and walked the ...

witty.monkey

LOl All taxi has meter. But I suggest you those plain white taxi. there lots of reputable taxi you should be familiar with them.. This is my top list MGE taxi, green taxi , you can ask for receipt too. EPM Taxi-- I can go home safely with this ... Read More

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11 years ago
giovannigio

what i can visit in manila o near manila? by giovannigio

i will be in makati city for some day, i would like to know what i can visit in makati city o near makati city just with one day trip? thanks you

witty.monkey

You can go to fort santiago in manila. is it located in intramuros. Makati has lots of mall but if you want you can try to visit the world war 2 american cemetery located in fort bonifacio. you can take jeepney ride. if you take a taxi i suggest ... Read More

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11 years ago
mia2012

annulment by mia2012

Hi, any lawyers out there who could kindly please answer this question or me. I have a friend whose been in a relationship with a man for almost 3 years now but they cant marry guy is still technically married to his "ex-wife". The guy plans to file ...

witty.monkey

As far as I know, If a Filipino or Filipina is married to foreigner. they need to file a annulment case in the Philippines. However Divorced is allowed in Philippines is the foreign husband/wife must be the one to filed for divorced case here. A ... Read More

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witty.monkey joined Macau expat community
11 years ago