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Haha, this thread is exactly what we all need in a stressful life! 馃槃 Some of these jokes are simple but still hit perfectly鈥攅specially the classic wordplay ones. It just proves that humor doesn鈥檛 have to be complicated to make people smile.

Here鈥檚 one more to add to the collection:

Why don鈥檛 programmers like nature?

Because there are too many bugs! 馃槀

Keep the jokes coming鈥攖his kind of thread really brightens the day!

A Vietnamese, a Cambodian, and a Laotian walk into a bar.

They're stopped at the door by the bouncer, who tells them,

"I'm sorry gentlemen, but I can't let you in without a Thai"

Three Rednecks were working up on a cell phone tower: Cooter, Ronnie and Donnie. As they start their descent Cooter slips, falls off the tower and is killed instantly. As the ambulance takes the body away, Ronnie says, 'Well, darn, someone should go and tell his wife.'

Donnie says, 鈥淥K, I'm pretty good at that sensitive stuff, I'll do it.鈥� Two hours later, he comes back carrying a case of Budweiser.

Ronnie says, 鈥淲here did you get that beer, Donnie?鈥�

鈥淐ooter's wife gave it to me,鈥� Ronnie replies.

鈥淭hat's unbelievable, you told the lady her husband was dead and she gave you beer?鈥�

鈥淲ell, not exactly.鈥� Donnie says. 鈥淲hen she answered the door, I said to her, you must be Cooter's widow.鈥�

She said, 鈥淵ou must be mistaken, I'm not a widow.鈥�

Then I said, 鈥淚'll bet you a case of Budweiser you are.鈥�