Moon Dog
American looking for information about Philippines
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Lets crack a joke in this stress life by Guest6847
Many of us struggle with stress鈥揳t work and in our personal life. Like any problem, stress requires a strategic approach to conquer, or at least manage. Stress is real, but we always have a choice鈥搘e can let it consume us or we learn to ...
Three Rednecks were working up on a cell phone tower: Cooter, Ronnie and Donnie. As they start their descent Cooter slips, falls off the tower and is killed instantly. As the ambulance takes the body away, Ronnie says, 'Well, darn, someone should go ... Read More
Lets crack a joke in this stress life by Guest6847
Many of us struggle with stress鈥揳t work and in our personal life. Like any problem, stress requires a strategic approach to conquer, or at least manage. Stress is real, but we always have a choice鈥搘e can let it consume us or we learn to ...
A frustrated wife buys a pair of crotchless panties in an attempt to spice up her dead sex-life. She puts them on, together with a short skirt and sits on the sofa opposite her husband.At strategic moments she uncrosses her legs ... enough times ... Read More
My First Philippine Funeral by Moon Dog
This is my first experience with a Philippine funeral and I wouldn鈥檛 wish it on my worst enemy. Tatay passed on 3/27 so today is the 9th day but since the priest doesn鈥檛 work on Sunday it turned into a 10 day ordeal. Tatay鈥檚 ...
@Enzyte Bob Update, just found out May 5th (tomorrow) is the final day! Hallelujah, it's been a long 40 days! I only have to feed the old fat cows 2 more times. I can invite the old woman that has been living here under the radar to go home ... Read More
My First Philippine Funeral by Moon Dog
This is my first experience with a Philippine funeral and I wouldn鈥檛 wish it on my worst enemy. Tatay passed on 3/27 so today is the 9th day but since the priest doesn鈥檛 work on Sunday it turned into a 10 day ordeal. Tatay鈥檚 ...
@mati_steve I know what you mean. We had those in Houston. One Filipina who goes by Sam would load up. I made a really good brisket and sliced it up nice. It was a big brisket so there was leftovers. Smoking brisket is time concuming to get it ... Read More
My First Philippine Funeral by Moon Dog
This is my first experience with a Philippine funeral and I wouldn鈥檛 wish it on my worst enemy. Tatay passed on 3/27 so today is the 9th day but since the priest doesn鈥檛 work on Sunday it turned into a 10 day ordeal. Tatay鈥檚 ...
@Enzyte Bob I still have that 40 day thing to look forward to. I have to leave this place. Read More
My First Philippine Funeral by Moon Dog
This is my first experience with a Philippine funeral and I wouldn鈥檛 wish it on my worst enemy. Tatay passed on 3/27 so today is the 9th day but since the priest doesn鈥檛 work on Sunday it turned into a 10 day ordeal. Tatay鈥檚 ...
Tatay passed on March 27 and it's not over yet. A bunch of women come every afternoon about 3 pm. We hired Cousin Dexter to cook dinner for the group and boy can they eat. Dexter cooks up a big bait and there are no leftovers. It's pretty clear by ... Read More
Lets crack a joke in this stress life by Guest6847
Many of us struggle with stress鈥揳t work and in our personal life. Like any problem, stress requires a strategic approach to conquer, or at least manage. Stress is real, but we always have a choice鈥搘e can let it consume us or we learn to ...
A blind man was being interviewed for a job as a quality controller at the local wood mill. The manager calls the blind man into his office and asks him how he expected to do this job since he was blind. The blind man replied he would do it by ... Read More
Lets crack a joke in this stress life by Guest6847
Many of us struggle with stress鈥揳t work and in our personal life. Like any problem, stress requires a strategic approach to conquer, or at least manage. Stress is real, but we always have a choice鈥搘e can let it consume us or we learn to ...
The businessman decided to retire early from his rat race career and realize his lifelong dream of living away from it all. He bought several hundred acres in the wilderness of Montana and built a simple cabin right in the middle of his property. ... Read More
Lets crack a joke in this stress life by Guest6847
Many of us struggle with stress鈥揳t work and in our personal life. Like any problem, stress requires a strategic approach to conquer, or at least manage. Stress is real, but we always have a choice鈥搘e can let it consume us or we learn to ...
It was the convention of the 2025 World Women's Liberation Conference. The first speaker, a lady from England stood up and said, "During last years' conference we spoke about being more assertive with our husbands. Well, after the conference I went ... Read More
Lets crack a joke in this stress life by Guest6847
Many of us struggle with stress鈥揳t work and in our personal life. Like any problem, stress requires a strategic approach to conquer, or at least manage. Stress is real, but we always have a choice鈥搘e can let it consume us or we learn to ...
A guy shows up at work Monday morning with a black eye. His work mate asked him what happened?He said, 鈥淚 was in church yesterday and when we got up to sing I noticed the heavy set lady in front of me had her dress wedged in her butt crack so ... Read More
Lets crack a joke in this stress life by Guest6847
Many of us struggle with stress鈥揳t work and in our personal life. Like any problem, stress requires a strategic approach to conquer, or at least manage. Stress is real, but we always have a choice鈥搘e can let it consume us or we learn to ...
A man and his wife were scuba diving in the San Francisco Bay when his wife was swept away by the current and gone. The man searched frantically for her but to no avail. Finally he made his way back to shore and called for help.The next day there ... Read More
Pool Paint by Moon Dog
The repairs are completed on our pool and I don't want to use Davies pool paint again. I was checking out Boysen Acqua Epoxy. AI said works on pools. I wrote Boysen and email asking how to apply it and I received a one sentence reply stating Boysen ...
Your link led me to a paint that may work. It's only P248 for 1,200ml so that's a little scary but it has good reviews. Thanks Read More
Pool Paint
The repairs are completed on our pool and I don't want to use Davies pool paint again. I was checking out Boysen Acqua Epoxy. AI said works on pools. I wrote Boysen and email asking how to apply it and I received a one sentence reply stating Boysen ... Read More
Raising kids the local way in the Philippines by Cheryl
Hello everyone, Raising children as an expat in the Philippines means discovering new parenting habits. School routines, discipline, food habits, independence, social life鈥� many things may work differently in the Philippines compared to ...
@CherylWe are adopting a 5 year old boy and his 2 year old sister. We've had the boy since he was 8 months old and the girl since she was 8 weeks. They both speak English only so we can't send them to public school. The private school the boy ... Read More
Onward Ticket by Lat61
If you're not a Filipino Citizen, you can't just fly one way into the Philippines. You need to purchase a roundtrip or onward ticket before flying or you will be left at the gate. Exception to this rule is any children 15 years or younger with their ...
I've taken the trip 7 or 8 times in 20 years and I've never been asked to produce a forwarding ticket. I did buy a throw away ticket once and that was the time I was asked if I had one, but I wasn't asked to produce it. I have the SRRV visa now so ... Read More