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MoEl wrote:

self indulgent whinge

Well you certainly whine like one

MoEl wrote:

and now I am willing to share it with a bunch of strangers on The Holy Internet.

I was at the US embassy today. To those prejudiced, simpleton A holes at the citizen service window: I requested two copies, one for the application, and the other for you to jam it up your fanny. Thank you for opening my mind's eye.

How silly of me to claim that I am an American, after all I dont look it!! Do I sound it? Do I Look it? Hell no! I am just a Libyan douchebag who denounces his roots.

It's just that I am desperately eager for westerners' approval, and that's why I've been answering the question "where are you from?" with "Kansas"--to them this says "I am on my knees sucking and kissing and begging my soul out just to be accepted by my superior masters as one of them. I am so ashamed of my Libyan heritage that I completely deny it, and claim the heritage of the most powerful nation on the planet today. After all, Hollywood defines cool."...so merely being an American has become so immensely awesome that someone with my sexy tan, well-defined lips, chestnut brown eyes, and manly unibrow doesn't fulfill the prerequisite of being an american......that's why everything I get involved in seems to be blanketed with awkwardness, dunces!!

Next person asks me where I am from will get a polite, ornamental "FOK U"


aaaaah...now, that feels a lot better.

Every time I happen upon one of your posts, I cant help but cringe. I too am Libyan, and also grew up outside the country (albeit the UK, not the US). I can only summise that it must have been some cerebral trauma that causes these unfortunately regular fits of mental aberration. Otherwise, I dont see the purpose of your posts, or you being here.

Sandman6 wrote:

Give a Yank a stick and a mirror.....


and he still won't see his own arse

thank you for giving me the pleasant opportunity, sandman. I've always wanted to do this.

Tea 2009 wrote:

Hey Mo, that's about as entertaining as being asked "Are you a prostitute?" by some i-drive-a-Hyundai Prince of Libya just because one doesn't wear hijab.

And...??聽 聽 聽 (Frankly, however, that sounds rather entertaining)

Mudman wrote:

Well you certainly whine like one

Great discovery! But too late. I am out of trophies. Will you take a box of Crayons?

Jen 83 wrote:

Grow up...

And that is how we used to put each other down back in middle school when we thought grown ups were so cool because they could have sex and drink beer. So unless you're 14 or younger and are eager to shop Victoria's Secret main line, do not use that phrase.

uefastriker wrote:

I dont see the purpose of your posts, or you being here.

You cant blame me for your ineptitude?

Clansman wrote:

Oh by the way I am a trans gender black jew

Oh dear! My shambles just dissolve away when I remember the suffering that others in this cruel world of ours have to endure. My heart goes out to you, she-clansman.
Well, look at the bright side: at least you don't live in Texas

MoEl wrote:

Clansman wrote:

Oh by the way I am a trans gender black jew

Oh dear! My shambles just dissolve away when I remember the suffering that others in this cruel world of ours have to endure. My heart goes out to you, she-clansman.
Well, look at the bright side: at least you don't live in Texas

Did I not mention my sister (who is also my aunt) hails from Texas ?