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Another Discovery I Made

I work with Vogons!! It dawned on me while I was listening to one of them justifying his inabilty to do his work.

Those of you who don't know what Vogons are, they are "one of the most unpleasant races in the galaxy. Not actually evil, but bad-tempered, bureaucratic, officious and callous. They wouldn't even lift a finger to save their own grandmothers from the Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal without orders signed in triplicate, sent in, sent back, queried, lost, found, subjected to public inquiry, lost again, and finally buried in soft peat for three months and recycled as firelighters. The best way to get a drink out of a Vogon is to stick your finger down his throat, and the best way to irritate him is to feed his grandmother to the Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal. On no account should you allow a Vogon to read poetry at you"

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Seriously I want some of the stuff you are on...
They write the third worst poetry in the universe

Another useless post of no use to Expats whatsoever.

tonyrfsa wrote:

Seriously I want some of the stuff you are on...


Sorry, you cant afford it

Ah.. Douglas Adams.  The man, the Legend :D
Glue isn't that expensive is it??
the real question is do you know where your towel is MoEl?
I thought u discovered some a wonderful place / thing / activity expats would enjoy....

Samakauk wrote:

I thought u discovered some a wonderful place / thing / activity expats would enjoy....


It's called Malta :lol::lol:

Mudman wrote:
Samakauk wrote:

I thought u discovered some a wonderful place / thing / activity expats would enjoy....


It's called Malta :lol::lol:


spot on :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

are there tests like this post?

i fell for this one.

thought smthing interesting....

so the point should be checking who posted, as well as the topic , yes?