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A woman聽 takes a lover home during the day while her聽 husband is at聽 work.
Her 9-year聽 old son comes home unexpectedly, sees them, and hides in the
bedroom聽 closet. Then the woman's husband also comes home.聽 She puts
her lover in聽 the closet, not realizing that the little boy is in there聽 already.

The little boy says, 'Dark in here.'

The man聽 says, 'Yes, it is.'

Boy - 'I have a golf ball.'

Man -聽 'That's nice.'

Boy - 'Want to buy it?'

Man - 'No,聽 thanks.'

Boy - 'My dad's outside.'

Man - 'OK, how聽 much?'

Boy - '$250.'

A few weeks later, it happens again聽 that the boy and the lover are in the
closet聽 together..

Boy -聽 'Dark in here.'

Man - 'Yes, it is.'

Boy - 'I have sand聽 wedge.'

The lover, remembering the last time, asks the boy,聽 聽'How much?'

Boy - '$750.'

Man - 'Sold.'

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A few聽 days later, the boy's father says to the boy,聽 'Grab your sand聽 wedge
and golf聽 ball.聽 Let's go outside and have some聽 short game practice.'聽 聽

The boy聽 says, 'I can't.聽 I sold my ball and sand wedge, Dad.'

The聽 father says, 'What?! How much did you sell them for?'

Boy -聽 '$1,000.'


The father says, 'That's terrible to overcharge聽 your friends like that. That is
far more聽 than those two things cost.聽 I'm聽 going to take you to church聽 and
make you聽 confess.'
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They go to the church and the father makes the聽 聽little boy sit in the
confession booth and he closes the聽 door.

The boy says, 'Dark in here.'

The priest says,聽 'Don't start that shit with me again. You're in my closet聽 now!